For eight weeks Alaska's Governor Girl has been having the time of her middle-aged life crisscrossing America in a private jet with an entourage that includes Amy "So You Think You Can Dance" Strozzi, her $11,000 a week make-up artist, and Angela Lew, who the McCain campaign paid $10,000 to counsel Sarah that she'd look hotter if she abandoned her trademark schoolmarm's upswept bun and let her hair hang down to her shoulders the way Julia Roberts's does.