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Everything must go
Our family is breaking up.
We never want to see each other again.
Must be out of the house in two weeks
We couldn’t agree on who gets what
so you get to decide.
All sorts of Alaskan art like
Barabara Lavallee framed prints
Please someone take the
mounted moosehead with antlers.
We couldn’t let Dad have it
because he loves it so.
To go with it you gotta have
the large moose antler
with an eagle face carving on it
and a wall hook on back.
There’s plus-size jeans.
Mom got too big for Dad!
And the gossip bench
with drawer and shelf
Oh the stories this bench could tell.
A fence post digger
to fix the fence Dad never got to
and brother refused to do either.
Toyota 2019 Sienna front driver and passenger floor mats
from my car I totaled into the tree at the end of the street.
I don’t know who would want
the fossilized Oreodont skull
from the Badlands in South Dakota,
but we don’t want it.
Someone will love this Queen sleigh bed
that’s really king-sized
but not big enough anymore
for Mom and Dad.
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— Eric Gordon Johnson
Anchorage
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