DEAR MISS MANNERS: I was active-duty military, eligible to shop in the commissary, where goods were somewhat less expensive than at a civilian market. My pay was also less than the equivalent civilian profession.
A civilian mom who lived upstairs from me once sent her child to ask me for a can of tuna. I supplied them with a can of albacore tuna from a common brand. A few days later, she replaced it with an equal-size can from the same brand, but of lesser quality tuna. The price tag on her can was within a few cents of what I paid for the albacore.
Her action was deliberate. Never again.
GENTLE READER: Your certainty that there was a snub in repaying your kindness with inferior tuna perplexes Miss Manners. Perhaps there is a backstory — or direct evidence — you neglected to mention.
But if you are instead just following the newly popular trend of reading ill will into a casual act, are you not being both unkind and illogical? These days, when people seem eager to scream obscenities at passing strangers, who can believe that anyone would take the trouble to be so subtle with an insult?
DEAR MISS MANNERS: My wife and I are close friends with another couple. We have traveled locally, domestically and internationally with them. We have been on countless outings, and are closer to them than we are to our own families, save our parents.
They are among our truest, dearest friends. Our relationship with them means a great deal to us both, and we cannot imagine not having them as part of our social lives.
We have been informed that the recently engaged sibling of one of them intends to invite us to their wedding. I find this odd. Over the past decade-plus, the number of occasions that we have been around this sibling can be counted on one hand. We have never received any invitations from this person in the past, we have had very few direct interactions with them, and we’ve never even met the spouse-to-be.
Given the increasing prevalence of gift-grabbing in the guise of group gatherings, I cannot help but think that that is the motivation for including us. I have no interest in attending this wedding, nor in providing a gift.
What is your recommendation for declining an invitation from the sibling of a very dear (and very sensitive) friend? Or should I bite the bullet for the sake of this long-term friendship and spend a day with gritted teeth? Am I obligated to give a gift either way?
GENTLE READER: My goodness. Miss Manners would have thought they told you to walk the plank rather than invite you to their wedding.
If you hate the idea of attending that much, politely decline. But would it not be better for everyone if you assume that the sibling of your dearest friends invited you because they consider you family -- and not as a gift grab?