HAARP blamed for Haiti quake

According to a statement by a university professor taken from Venezuela's state-controlled public media, and translated with Google Translator by Reason magazine, Alaska's High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) caused the recent devastation in Haiti so that the U.S. could take over the impoverished country under the guise of humanitarian aid. Read more here. And, read a longer treatment of the conspiracy theories surrounding the Haiti quake, including more on HAARP's alleged involvement, from boingboing.net, here. One conspiracist quoted in that treatment suspects that HAARP was actually aiming at Cuba, but just missed.